# A Story of
Modern Romance

*professional edition*

# A Story of Modern Romance

*professional edition*

Sometime around February 2026

"We'd love to have you!"

👻

# And then...

## Nothing.

Silence so deep you could hear a pin drop
on the surface of Mars.

# Week 1 😐

"They're probably just busy."

# Week 2 🤨

"I'll follow up. Just being professional."

# Week 3 😤

"Still nothing. That's... fine."

# Week 4 🫠

"WHAT IS HAPPENING."

## Meanwhile, I've been:

- 📧 Following up via email... repeatedly
- 📞 Calling... and calling...
- 💬 LinkedIn messages... ignored
- 👀 Checking the portal... daily
- 🧘 Maintaining sanity... barely

Then, out of absolutely nowhere...

A message arrives.

"Hi! Just checking — are you still keen to progress?"

AM I STILL KEEN?

Let me think about this for a moment...

# KEEN?

I HAVE NO JOB.

I'VE BEEN CHASING YOU
FOR A MONTH.

That's like...

Ghosting someone for a month

then sliding into their DMs with:

"u up?"

Sir. Ma'am. It is 4am. I never went to bed.

## The current situation:

0 💰

Jobs currently held

∞ 🏃

Keenness level

4 📧

Follow-ups sent (and counting)

# YES.

Please hire me. I beg. 🙏

TL;DR

I've been keen.

I am keen.

I will always be keen.

LET'S GO. 🚀