A Story of
Modern Romance

*professional edition*

A Story of Modern Romance

*professional edition*

Sometime around February 2026

"We'd love to have you!"

👻

And then...

Nothing.

Silence so deep you could hear a pin drop
on the surface of Mars.

Week 1 😐

"They're probably just busy."

Week 2 🤨

"I'll follow up. Just being professional."

Week 3 😤

"Still nothing. That's... fine."

Week 4 🫠

"WHAT IS HAPPENING."

Meanwhile, I've been:

  • 📧 Following up via email... repeatedly
  • 📞 Calling... and calling...
  • 💬 LinkedIn messages... ignored
  • 👀 Checking the portal... daily
  • 🧘 Maintaining sanity... barely

Then, out of absolutely nowhere...



A message arrives.




"Hi! Just checking — are you still keen to progress?"

AM I STILL KEEN?

Let me think about this for a moment...




KEEN?

I HAVE NO JOB.

I'VE BEEN CHASING YOU
FOR A MONTH.

That's like...

Ghosting someone for a month

then sliding into their DMs with:



"u up?"


Sir. Ma'am. It is 4am. I never went to bed.

The current situation:


0 💰

Jobs currently held

∞ 🏃

Keenness level

4 📧

Follow-ups sent (and counting)

YES.

YES.

YES.

Please hire me. I beg. 🙏

TL;DR

I've been keen.

I am keen.

I will always be keen.



LET'S GO. 🚀